2,660 notes • 1:12 PM


*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

(via bossypants)

I got my security deposit, paycheck, and returned a few items today so imma go to the mall and buy some overpriced nail polish and I’m so excited 😎😎😎


feminine energy is so necessary and so healing

7,324 notes • 12:11 AM

I’m very upset that the iOS 8 update is forcing me to organize my phone/life, etc